Iffin yew were ta tawk wit....?

any o these yer fine folk bout whars a fella find a spot ta res an ponder thways a the world wut yew thank theyd say?

Iffin yew were ta tawk wit....?
I have a nice soft bed just built for two Billy Joe.





Care to join me?
Reply:Hows about yew come down by the ol' fishin spot and relax by fishin away yer troubles, k?
Reply:Ah ben thankin thayd ses dis worl goen ta hades n a hanbaskit.
Reply:Y'all bin readin' that Huckberry Finn ain't ya, he's a ponderin'





Either that or y'all catchin' catfish in the pond.
Reply:Shucks, yew kin ponder the worlds problems when yew sit on that potty in the marnin. Its easy, an it wont take much outa ya.,. And it will take a load off your mind.
Reply:Billy Joe, this little ol' gal would tell ya ta come on down ta GA...an' I'd take ya on down ta the Ogeechee, whar ya could spend a lazee day on her banks. Bring the jug o' shine...jist in case ya gets a little thirsty...an' in case ya needs to crak it over the head of a nosey ol' gator or two. Ate me some gator tail tonite...much tastier than possum or squirrel eny ol' day!
Reply:GO LOOK IN YON BURO...MS HOGWOLLUP LEF HER D-ERECTIONS TO TH 'OLE CONTRY STORE, BY CRACKY!
Reply:ya'll can come n set on my garden swing any time ya like .I does a heap o ponderin out there.
Reply:Ya sur is gittin deep on use country folks here. If ya got a hankerin' to ponder, then git ya self down there at possm crick and watch the critters goin' by and ya'll learn a hole lot.
Reply:WHAT?
Reply:I bet it would be the woods,Billy Bob...I's pondered lots of thangs to do thar!
Reply:if'n ya took ya wekly bth, i recon u mite sit ahiwle on the setps!
Reply:It seems like only you hillbillies can answer that one!
Reply:If you were to talk with?





any of these here fine folks about where a follow find a spot to rest and ponder the ways of the world





What you think they would say?





hardtruck: official hillybilly translator
Reply:I'm thinking you all must teach your Brazilian friend here how to speak like that, so I can join the fun :)
Reply:I'd tell em to sit a spell under a tray way out yonder and thank.
Reply:I 'spect they's gonna say under th' shade of a sycamore tree down by th' river.........with a jug o' shine. Makes ponderin' right easy.