Can old mayonaise kill yew?

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Can old mayonaise kill yew?
It shore can...snap, crackle, pop...I knew someone that needed their stomach pumped from eating week-old potato and macaroni salads. Yew have a grate nite, y'all...saw you on an old box of Cornflakes, and you still look the same.
Reply:ummmm no but it can make ur thighs expand :D lol..
Reply:Only if it is in a ten gallon barrel.
Reply:Everything has the potential.
Reply:oh yeah, and it won't be pretty!
Reply:He's has potential to be a bad un that's for sure, a bad egg, a rotter. Look at his use by date although if he is kept in the fridge he should be fine, but I don't want you to die so don't risk a squirt of him, should he over shoot his load and get you in the eye, just beware of Ole Mayonaise.
Reply:it cant kill you but





it can get you really sick by giving you stomach ache and making you throw up if you want more info look it up on google
Reply:yep
Reply:Absolutely it can. That is why it has expiration dates. Mayonnaise is made from eggs and eggs will spoil. They also carry salmonella by the way...eggs I mean.
Reply:This is a baaad memory.


It may not kill you, but it sure feels like it. Not a quiet death but a violent Arrrrrrggggggg!!!of a death. Hours of cramps, bent over holding yourself yelling cramps.


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